Because Mary is desperate for a first date since Wilson with his classmate Brian Heaz, who isn't interested in her, Matt pays him $20 to take her out for pizzas. It actua ...

Malcolm decides to organise a Morp, an alternative to the traditional Prom, for those pupils shunned by the cool kids. Meanwhile, Reese agrees to hire himself out as an e ...

When an exhausted Lois falls asleep, Hal goes out for diapers, only to be branded a shoplifter; three beautiful girls use Malcolm, Reese, and Stevie to embarrass their pr ...